FAILURE

Jacob has failed to post a video in the past 7 days. Head shave protocol has commenced and operation Jacob goes bald is imminent.

LAST POST ........ 2026-09-13T15:36:02Z (9d 0h ago)
LAST CHECK ....... 2026-09-22T15:36:03Z [OK]
NEXT CHECK ....... 2026-09-22T18:00:00Z